He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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