Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
That's when you crack a 10am beer
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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