Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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