Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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