OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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