end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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