laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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