fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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