Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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