Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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