It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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