Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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