dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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