How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Couch. On fire.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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