Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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