Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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