Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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