When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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