I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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