it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just pee around me
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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