Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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