i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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