Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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