Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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