You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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