it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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