Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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