The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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