I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You were trust falling into bushes
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
