I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
