Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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