I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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