Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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