i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
sex on a bike is impossible
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