do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Its about making memories worth repressing
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
