What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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