look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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