I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
