no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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