So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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