i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just cropdusted the office
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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