my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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