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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My bed smells like the plague
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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