The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
