what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
