He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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