She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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