what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She bit a glass in half.
It's never too late to be topless.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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