i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It's Friday. Sex?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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