"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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